Smells Like Teen Spirit

Valentine · 05-26-2007, 07:32 PM

Why the fuck does it smell so much like [that other forum I won't name] around here? We need to start the REAL cursing and release a nasty shitstorm of every goddamn cunt-faced cock-sucker bitch-ass thing we can think of and make Granny roll over in her grave. If you thumbs-up-your-anus fucktards can't say enough curses around here to attract some angsty anger-management crater-faced teenage boys up in here, what asshats do you think we're going to flame? It's getting really old to just sling shit at each other, don't you think?

All I'm saying is, FUCK you.

pig · 05-26-2007, 07:38 PM

So you're a pedofile? That's what you're saying, when you cut through the 'no one is using enough potty language' horseshit. You want to attract young boys? Well, take a few snatch shots and throw them up on youtube with a direct link. Put some guns and ammo in there, or maybe wear a trenchcoat and talk about Columbine. You'll get your angsty little fucks over here lickity split.

shesus · 05-26-2007, 07:49 PM

I can gosh darned curse here and I have been. I have had the f***ing biggest potty mouth around here. Geesh, what in the world do you want from me you fudging female dog?

Oh yea and F you very much.

JumpinJesus · 05-26-2007, 09:13 PM

What the hell? Is this the flaming thread?

Jesus Christ.

and fuck and stuff.

Valentine · 05-26-2007, 10:01 PM

Why the fuck is everyone so confused? This is not for flaming. In fact, I specifically said that.

This is like the all out no-bullshit, Tourettes fest. Like cocksucking TITTY motherfuck a goat, SHITballz you fucking dirty CUNT licker pussyface curses.

What's so fucking hard about that?

JumpinJesus · 05-26-2007, 10:15 PM

you want tourettes?

I'll give you tourettes

watch the boards for a bit

Demosthenes · 05-27-2007, 09:56 PM

Don't you know that cursing makes you look unintelligent and makes everyone around you have less respect for you?

That's why I never curse.

JumpinJesus · 05-27-2007, 10:03 PM

Man, fuck that shit.

Demosthenes · 05-28-2007, 12:21 AM

Indeed. Here's what I have to say to those people:

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. I'm gonna make you eat my shit, then shit out my shit, then eat your shit which is made up of my shit that I made you eat.

Love, Demosthenes

JumpinJesus · 05-29-2007, 07:28 PM

you lost me there, badass. the shit you ate that we have to eat then shit out, is it made of our shit or the shit you ate?

shesus · 05-29-2007, 08:15 PM

Is all this really necessary?

I mean all this fucking cursing and shit. Damn!

StMichael_Archangel · 05-31-2007, 12:21 AM

...Ann Coulter.

Valentine · 05-31-2007, 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StMichael_Archangel

...Ann Coulter.

What the FUCK was THAT, you fucking nasty-mouthed whore's cunt? Didn't your mother raise you right? Who taught you to say words like that?

I should get my goddamn soap to wash out your filthy-ass mouth...

spec · 05-31-2007, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valentine

What the FUCK was THAT, you fucking nasty-mouthed whore's cunt? Didn't your mother raise you right? Who taught you to say words like that?

I should get my goddamn soap to wash out your filthy-ass mouth...

Yeah! I know teamsters and sailors who would cry after hearing those words!

noodlebee · 06-01-2007, 08:10 AM

If you want people who are more natural with vulgar language, I think you should go advertise this place to troll forums....

Hehehehehe.

JumpinJesus · 06-01-2007, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noodlebee

If you want people who are more natural with vulgar language, I think you should go advertise this place to troll forums....

Hehehehehe.

What? Trolls? We don't want those fuckers here. No way.

Oh yeah. Welcome noodlebee. Glad you're here.

pig · 06-03-2007, 12:29 PM

a new level of response: shock and awe?

Gotcha!

Valentine · 06-03-2007, 12:32 PM

WHY DID I CLICK IT???

D:

shesus · 06-03-2007, 02:52 PM

Oh my eyes....damn curiousity.

JumpinJesus · 06-03-2007, 11:28 PM

That picture...where have I seen that before?

Valentine · 06-04-2007, 12:11 AM

It was pig's yearbook picture, remember?

(Boo-ya.)

noodlebee · 06-04-2007, 12:45 PM

It must be a bad thing to be so desensitised by goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.

Valentine · 06-04-2007, 12:53 PM

Wait, wait, wait. I know this goatse and tubgirl thing, but what is lemonparty?

(Should I be afraid to ask?)

noodlebee · 06-04-2007, 01:23 PM

Three elderly men doing.... you know.

pig · 06-06-2007, 06:08 AM

man, this is getting better and better.

don't be jealous valentine. was it hard to hold that pose for the school photographer to get that shot? yes, obviously. was i voted best dressed in school that year? of course. am i going to send you the 8x10 glossy shots you've been pm'ing me for? girl, i gots an image to protect.

SpookyEyes · 09-23-2007, 06:39 PM

Teen Spirit is some shitty ass deodorant. Don't ever buy it, you'll smell like a rancid coconut all day.

JumpinJesus · 09-23-2007, 08:09 PM

I don't think spookyeyes read the whole thread.

SpookyEyes · 09-23-2007, 08:14 PM

I read the entire fucking thread, but I didn't fucking feel like fucking cursing every five fucking seconds, ok?

bataille · 03-07-2008, 12:54 AM

bored... just fucking bored

pig · 03-07-2008, 07:47 AM

Ah so! I see you have come back to the oasis for a drink of long boredom ending entertainment...

Shit! It's a mirage! You're drinking sand!

bataille · 03-12-2008, 12:10 AM

Sand... so true

pig · 03-12-2008, 07:01 AM

You never know - this place could arise from the miasma of its current slumber and take off to amazing new heights or....well, at least you're still alive...

05-26-2007, 07:32 PM	#1
Valentine bonin' is life Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	Smells Like Teen Spirit Why the fuck does it smell so much like [that other forum I won't name] around here? We need to start the REAL cursing and release a nasty shitstorm of every goddamn cunt-faced cock-sucker bitch-ass thing we can think of and make Granny roll over in her grave. If you thumbs-up-your-anus fucktards can't say enough curses around here to attract some angsty anger-management crater-faced teenage boys up in here, what asshats do you think we're going to flame? It's getting really old to just sling shit at each other, don't you think? All I'm saying is, FUCK you. __________________ feelings are boring kissing is awesome

05-26-2007, 07:38 PM	#2
pig ratsoupeatingmotherfucker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: downwind Posts: 1	So you're a pedofile? That's what you're saying, when you cut through the 'no one is using enough potty language' horseshit. You want to attract young boys? Well, take a few snatch shots and throw them up on youtube with a direct link. Put some guns and ammo in there, or maybe wear a trenchcoat and talk about Columbine. You'll get your angsty little fucks over here lickity split. __________________ He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island...

05-26-2007, 07:49 PM	#3
shesus What the...?!? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: around... Posts: 114	I can gosh darned curse here and I have been. I have had the f***ing biggest potty mouth around here. Geesh, what in the world do you want from me you fudging female dog? Oh yea and F you very much. __________________ I'm the one for you, 'Cause I know all the dirty things you like to do. If you're so special why aren't you dead?

05-26-2007, 09:13 PM	#4
JumpinJesus Sit on my face Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 211	What the hell? Is this the flaming thread? Jesus Christ. and fuck and stuff. __________________ Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling Blame it on the stars that did shine at night Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

05-26-2007, 10:01 PM	#5
Valentine bonin' is life Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	Why the fuck is everyone so confused? This is not for flaming. In fact, I specifically said that. This is like the all out no-bullshit, Tourettes fest. Like cocksucking TITTY motherfuck a goat, SHITballz you fucking dirty CUNT licker pussyface curses. What's so fucking hard about that? __________________ feelings are boring kissing is awesome

05-26-2007, 10:15 PM	#6
JumpinJesus Sit on my face Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 211	you want tourettes? I'll give you tourettes watch the boards for a bit __________________ Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling Blame it on the stars that did shine at night Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

05-27-2007, 09:56 PM	#7
Demosthenes Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 90	Don't you know that cursing makes you look unintelligent and makes everyone around you have less respect for you? That's why I never curse. __________________ This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

05-27-2007, 10:03 PM	#8
JumpinJesus Sit on my face Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 211	Man, fuck that shit. __________________ Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling Blame it on the stars that did shine at night Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

05-28-2007, 12:21 AM	#9
Demosthenes Banned Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 90	Indeed. Here's what I have to say to those people: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. I'm gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. I'm gonna make you eat my shit, then shit out my shit, then eat your shit which is made up of my shit that I made you eat. Love, Demosthenes __________________ This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

05-29-2007, 07:28 PM	#10
JumpinJesus Sit on my face Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 211	you lost me there, badass. the shit you ate that we have to eat then shit out, is it made of our shit or the shit you ate? __________________ Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling Blame it on the stars that did shine at night Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

05-29-2007, 08:15 PM	#11
shesus What the...?!? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: around... Posts: 114	Is all this really necessary? I mean all this fucking cursing and shit. Damn! __________________ I'm the one for you, 'Cause I know all the dirty things you like to do. If you're so special why aren't you dead?

05-31-2007, 12:21 AM	#12
StMichael_Archangel rEvolutionary Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Earth Posts: 13	...Ann Coulter. __________________ I'm kind of a fat slob.

06-01-2007, 08:10 AM	#15
noodlebee Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 15	If you want people who are more natural with vulgar language, I think you should go advertise this place to troll forums.... Hehehehehe.

06-03-2007, 12:29 PM	#17
pig ratsoupeatingmotherfucker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: downwind Posts: 1	a new level of response: shock and awe? Gotcha! __________________ He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island...

06-03-2007, 12:32 PM	#18
Valentine bonin' is life Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	WHY DID I CLICK IT??? D: __________________ feelings are boring kissing is awesome

06-03-2007, 02:52 PM	#19
shesus What the...?!? Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: around... Posts: 114	Oh my eyes....damn curiousity. __________________ I'm the one for you, 'Cause I know all the dirty things you like to do. If you're so special why aren't you dead?

06-03-2007, 11:28 PM	#20
JumpinJesus Sit on my face Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 211	That picture...where have I seen that before? __________________ Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling Blame it on the stars that did shine at night Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

06-04-2007, 12:11 AM	#21
Valentine bonin' is life Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	It was pig's yearbook picture, remember? (Boo-ya.) __________________ feelings are boring kissing is awesome

06-04-2007, 12:45 PM	#22
noodlebee Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 15	It must be a bad thing to be so desensitised by goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.

06-04-2007, 12:53 PM	#23
Valentine bonin' is life Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 30	Wait, wait, wait. I know this goatse and tubgirl thing, but what is lemonparty? (Should I be afraid to ask?) __________________ feelings are boring kissing is awesome

06-04-2007, 01:23 PM	#24
noodlebee Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 15	Three elderly men doing.... you know.

06-06-2007, 06:08 AM	#25
pig ratsoupeatingmotherfucker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: downwind Posts: 1	man, this is getting better and better. don't be jealous valentine. was it hard to hold that pose for the school photographer to get that shot? yes, obviously. was i voted best dressed in school that year? of course. am i going to send you the 8x10 glossy shots you've been pm'ing me for? girl, i gots an image to protect. __________________ He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island...

09-23-2007, 06:39 PM	#26
SpookyEyes Holy shit! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: <------Over there Posts: 28	Teen Spirit is some shitty ass deodorant. Don't ever buy it, you'll smell like a rancid coconut all day. __________________ Praise Jesus!

09-23-2007, 08:09 PM	#27
JumpinJesus Sit on my face Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 211	I don't think spookyeyes read the whole thread. __________________ Blame it on the rain that was falling, falling Blame it on the stars that did shine at night Whatever you do don't put the blame on you Blame it on the rain yeah yeah

09-23-2007, 08:14 PM	#28
SpookyEyes Holy shit! Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: <------Over there Posts: 28	I read the entire fucking thread, but I didn't fucking feel like fucking cursing every five fucking seconds, ok? __________________ Praise Jesus!

03-07-2008, 12:54 AM	#29
bataille Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 21	bored... just fucking bored __________________ "Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaning it."

03-07-2008, 07:47 AM	#30
pig ratsoupeatingmotherfucker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: downwind Posts: 1	Ah so! I see you have come back to the oasis for a drink of long boredom ending entertainment... Shit! It's a mirage! You're drinking sand! __________________ He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island...

03-12-2008, 12:10 AM	#31
bataille Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 21	Sand... so true __________________ "Beauty is desired in order that it may be befouled; not for its own sake, but for the joy brought by the certainty of profaning it."

03-12-2008, 07:01 AM	#32
pig ratsoupeatingmotherfucker Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: downwind Posts: 1	You never know - this place could arise from the miasma of its current slumber and take off to amazing new heights or....well, at least you're still alive... __________________ He helped Joshua fight the battle of Jericho, he helped Daniel get out the lion's den, he helped Gilligan get off the island...